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UN-TOUCHED BY HUMAN STAGE- HANDS I went to the Autonomo Fair. The robots n androids were there. Charlie the Bot was snarling up, in fiber-joy. But that was the end of his Cyber Toy!

11:54 AM · May 27, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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GIVE THAT PASS AN A

GIVE THAT PASS AN A.

Gravevine Grade craves champagne grades.

Altamont's Forward Pass gains wind-blown A's.

Old Devil's Slide will never ever get a pass.

Echo Summit's rating?  My stomach's aching.

The New Colossus Shrugged (With Apologies to Emma Lazarus)

The New Colossus Shrugged
(With Apologies to Emma Lazarus)

Gimme Your Filthy Rich,

Your Huddling,

Menacing Marauders, Scheming to \Squeeze Even more Blood From the Poorest.
Your Wretched

Bloated Refuse Polluting the Gulf's

Sensitive Shores.

I lift my Lamp

beside Mydas'

Golden Doors.

Horse-Face Faces Fate

One day, Mrs. Astor's Horse-Faced Horse challenges Polly Anna to A Dead-To-Rights Dude-Ranch Duel!
But "No Can Do," replies Our Brave Polly! "To Beat a Dead Horse? No Can Do!"

Knits Work If You Can Do It

That  Knitter's Glowing Face Billows With Glitter. Just Dressed Her Tiny Daughter
In a Terrific Tiny Sweater. Totally Fits Her Toddler Tot.

Let's Proliferate a Power-Pixel Picnic

Ipswich's Proud Cloud Crowd

Declared And Proclaimed A
Populisty Persnickety

World-Wide  Power Picnic!

That Proud Pyknic Crowd's Pixels
Got All Puffed-Up,

Cloudiferated.

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The Aura of Auroras

Earth People Stare And Gaze

At My Fuzzy Azure Aura Rays.

But My Own Aural Sinews Pale

To The Awesome Trail

of Borealis's Glowing Regale.


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DO-O-O THE UNTWIST
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Why do you tornados throw us trailers away?

Loathe you our prefabricated trailer-bay?

We’re gonna hire us a seeder plane:

And “Untwist them all,” we’ll say.

Then all of you twisters will simply

Blow yourselves away!

MARCH OF THE WOODEN CELLPHONES




See those two stiff cell dudes, marching directly
towards here?

Strutting side-by-side, while screaming into
each's phone ear?

Two book-endy tall-suits, multi-taskily
yelling in stereophonic cheer?